fearandlothering: thatpointlessidiot: magnezone: krudman: smilingemoticon: itsvondell: voldey: Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.  wow is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.” NOPE. IT’S REAL. AND IT GOT WORSE: WHAT. remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours  I want everyone to think long and hard on this information. This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it. You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight. All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating. This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game. Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases. (Bolding for emphasis) Please for the love of FUCK do not buy this. FRIENDS DO NOT LET FRIENDS OWN A XBOX ONE.
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fearandlothering:

thatpointlessidiot:

magnezone:

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. 

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours 

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

(Bolding for emphasis)

Please for the love of FUCK do not buy this.

FRIENDS DO NOT LET FRIENDS OWN A XBOX ONE.

alinastarkovv: eruditebooknerd: atomic-creeper: fuckthehipsters: I’ve been laughing about this for 10 minutes i lost my shit  like five minutes ago i left the computer to go get food, my mom looked at me and screamed to my dad “oh my god she left the computer.” i have never seen her more disappointed then when she saw i was on tumblr though the phone app.  I showed this to my mom and she said “you wouldn’t even speak english anymore you’d just make keyboard sounds.” keyboard sounds
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alinastarkovv:

eruditebooknerd:

atomic-creeper:

fuckthehipsters:

I’ve been laughing about this for 10 minutes

i lost my shit 

like five minutes ago i left the computer to go get food, my mom looked at me and screamed to my dad “oh my god she left the computer.” i have never seen her more disappointed then when she saw i was on tumblr though the phone app. 

I showed this to my mom and she said “you wouldn’t even speak english anymore you’d just make keyboard sounds.”

keyboard sounds

(Source: cursebless)

uzuakiko:

wafflesauce47:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank you

For fucks sake, yes.

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